I love my friends and family senses of humor. In person and on social media. Obviously, a lot of this comes from Facebook because that’s how we keep in contact most of the time. So to treat you all, I thought I’d do a Facebook Quote post, to show you what I put up with.
Someone accidently didn’t get a wedding invite and the groom of the wedding said “I didn’t get one either”. Is this not as funny as I think this is?
you ask me white or wheat bread? Might as well ask me if I would have a steak or some dog crap
of course she has a certain allure, a blind man could see that
…my dad was asked if he had showered, and he responded with, “I’ve taken many, I’m 60 years old.”
E now owns 20% of a tractor
Maybe you should ask your baby daddy. (Next Story Time, I explain that)
I’m really struggling here. (I’ll probably end up explaining that one)
Are there walnuts on that Turkey Sandwich? (and this one)
your ball’s in proximity to the hole
So that game going on in your head…are there refs?
He even fired himself one time. It wasn’t pretty
In my dream last night: I couldn’t sleep so I decided to race yo-yos down flights of stairs with Megan and E. It helped wonderfully and I dreamt that I got wonderful sleep
In reality: I was up at 4 am and there were no yo-yos and no Megan and no E and I have been up all morning. Boo!
Why are you so practical when I’m so difficult?
It’s a v.i.p. event a.k.a. God. (said by one of my favorite roommates ever. We were talking about being naked)
I’m going to pray, to God, for a gray robot from Santa
That random dyslexic moment when lions becomes loins. Never a dull moment.
FAMILY NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I love when that’s announced)
You can only lie to your dog so much before he doesn’t believe you
Popped a tire on my way out-of-town and tearfully asked a 16-year-old boy what I should do. Who says I’m not good under pressure.
Back to my life. So today I was finding all the end notes in Don Quixote and all I was doing while looking was singing “The Inquisition, What a show. The Inquisition” (I totally stole that from a Mel Brooks movie.) And then every time I saw a name that wasn’t Don Quixote and it started with Don I yelled Don Pedro for no reason. Who the heck is Don Pedro? And why am I yelling his name probably freaking out my upstairs neighbors?
Those are just a few to get you through your day. Go ahead and make sure you have all of those on your bathroom wall around your mirror to make you giggle a little in the morning. I didn’t have an idea what to post today, so everyone gets funnies from my friends and family. I know, I know, you don’t have to thank me.
So I haven’t talked about boy in like a post. Here’s where we stand. We’re going to try and be friends and every once in a while a flirt will happen. But just the innocent flirting. Because we’re innocent and nothing’s ever going to happen with us. I just admire his dimples. Dimples: Not just for babies anymore.